Straight-Talking Copy
It's rarely one word. It's the bold-label stacks, the three adjectives in a row, the sentence that goes "not just X, but Y". Once you can see them you can't stop seeing them, and neither can your customers.
Why this exists
The bigger problem hiding underneath is worse than style. AI copy drifts into absolutes because they sound clean — never, always, instantly, fully automatic — and then the product doesn't do that.
Three real examples are in the kit. One shop advertised sending your basket to a supermarket; that had never been switched on in production, and every shopper silently got a link to the homepage instead. That's not a tone problem.
What you get
You get the word list, the structural tells with fixes, the rule for checking a promise against what production actually does, and a search you can run over your own repo to find the giveaways before a customer does.
Buy it
Card payment through Stripe. Your card details never touch this site. The download link arrives the moment you pay.
Questions
The list is the smallest part. The useful part is the structural tells, which survive any find-and-replace, and the habit of checking a claim against the running product rather than against the code.
No. Everything here is final sale. The files arrive the second you pay, so there is nothing to hand back. That is why the example page is free and complete — find out whether you want this before any money moves. The terms say all of it in full.
CraniusMaximus LLC — which in practice is one person building software products with agents, in public. You will get replies from me and not a help desk. That is the good and the bad of it. CraniusMaximus LLC is also the name that turns up on your card statement.