Straight-Talking Copy

Readers can tell a model wrote it. About four seconds is all it takes.

It's rarely one word. It's the bold-label stacks, the three adjectives in a row, the sentence that goes "not just X, but Y". Once you can see them you can't stop seeing them, and neither can your customers.

Why this exists

The bigger problem hiding underneath is worse than style. AI copy drifts into absolutes because they sound clean — never, always, instantly, fully automatic — and then the product doesn't do that.

Three real examples are in the kit. One shop advertised sending your basket to a supermarket; that had never been switched on in production, and every shopper silently got a link to the homepage instead. That's not a tone problem.

What you get

Strip the model's voice out of anything a customer reads.

You get the word list, the structural tells with fixes, the rule for checking a promise against what production actually does, and a search you can run over your own repo to find the giveaways before a customer does.

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Straight-Talking Copy

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Questions

The ones I'd ask

Is this just a list of banned words?

The list is the smallest part. The useful part is the structural tells, which survive any find-and-replace, and the habit of checking a claim against the running product rather than against the code.

Refunds?

No. Everything here is final sale. The files arrive the second you pay, so there is nothing to hand back. That is why the example page is free and complete — find out whether you want this before any money moves. The terms say all of it in full.

Who are you?

CraniusMaximus LLC — which in practice is one person building software products with agents, in public. You will get replies from me and not a help desk. That is the good and the bad of it. CraniusMaximus LLC is also the name that turns up on your card statement.